• catswithbenefits:

    i dont want a job i just want paychecks

    (via dutchster)

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  • andrewpauldost:

    i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

    (via teenscoolest)

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  • kushdrinker:

    it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • wobbufetts:

    aidn:

    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    (via hylian-butt)

    • 41578
  • (Source: out-in-the-open, via lonesomedean)

    • 2859
    • 2859
  • (Source: antiocial, via hotguysandpizza)

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    • 485920
  • dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

    Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

    (via dogmints)

    • 37364
    • 37364
  • javeliner:

    think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

    (via lost-rs)

    • 410710
  • "People seem to think embracing life means to jump off cliffs and kiss strangers. Maybe it’s just slowly learning to love yourself."
    • 20087
  • twerkings:

    do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

    (via virused)

    • 264814

  • THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

    This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

    (Source: sinistersaz, via intensional)

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    • 830915
  • sassybf:

    you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

    image

    (via unescapable)

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  • llamasgotoheaven:

    lovenlife4me:

    Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

    (via virused)

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  • thezeeknd:

    if zayn lived during the renaissance period i can guarantee that leonardo da vinci would’ve painted him and not the mona lisa

    (via itstartedwithsomestairs)

    • 22959
  • bagmilk:

    dslubes:

    macintush:

    "BLESS THIS POST"

    shut up

    "WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

    shut up

    "ITS BACK"

    shut up

    "reblogging again"

    shut up

    "this"

    shut up

    "finally someone said it"

    shut up

    finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

    (via hotguysandpizza)

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